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==Season 1== | ==Season 1== | ||
===[[33]]=== | ===[[33]]=== | ||
Ron lets loose a gorilla that attacks David. | |||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22688 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Water]]=== | |||
David beats Ron over head with a baseball bat after talking too much. | David beats Ron over head with a baseball bat after talking too much. | ||
=== | [http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22689 View this skit here] | ||
===[[Bastille Day]]=== | ===[[Bastille Day]]=== | ||
Ron balls up David's body into a paper wad with eyes and shoots David through a small basketball goal. The audio of a cheering crowd saluting Ron's basket accompanies the R & D TV logo. | Ron balls up David's body into a paper wad with eyes and shoots David through a small basketball goal. The audio of a cheering crowd saluting Ron's basket accompanies the R & D TV logo. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22690 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Act of Contrition]]=== | ===[[Act of Contrition]]=== | ||
David throws Ron through the office window to be run over by a passing NBC studio van. | David throws Ron through the office window to be run over by a passing NBC studio van. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22691 View this skit here] | |||
===[[You Can't Go Home Again]]=== | ===[[You Can't Go Home Again]]=== | ||
Ron slaps David so hard that his head spins 360 degrees. David cries out as if he were ''bitc''...well...he cries out without much masculinity... | Ron slaps David so hard that his head spins 360 degrees. David cries out as if he were ''bitc''...well...he cries out without much masculinity... | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22692 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Litmus]]=== | ===[[Litmus]]=== | ||
David calls a shark to eat Ron with his whistle. | David calls a shark to eat Ron with his whistle. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22693 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Six Degrees of Separation]]=== | ===[[Six Degrees of Separation]]=== | ||
David smirks "Major brainstorm" then Ron pulls out a magic wand (complete with a star on top), says, "No bones", and zaps David's bones away, leaving him a boneless mass that crumples to the floor. | David smirks "Major brainstorm" then Ron pulls out a magic wand (complete with a star on top), says, "No bones", and zaps David's bones away, leaving him a boneless mass that crumples to the floor. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22694 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Flesh and Bone]]=== | ===[[Flesh and Bone]]=== | ||
Ron sings, "I've got an idea" as the office looks like in a concert, and David rips a portion of Ron's shirt off. | Ron sings, "I've got an idea" as the office looks like in a concert, and David rips a portion of Ron's shirt off. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22815 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down]]=== | ===[[Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down]]=== | ||
As David says, "...This'll kill ya..." Ron brings on an armored knight, whose mace crushes David's skull as David says "Oh my God..!" | As David says, "...This'll kill ya..." Ron brings on an armored knight, whose mace crushes David's skull as David says "Oh my God..!" | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22695 View this skit here] | |||
===[[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]]=== | ===[[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]]=== | ||
David subjects Ron to death (or maybe just intense stinging) by a thousand paper cuts — to the face. | David subjects Ron to death (or maybe just intense stinging) by a thousand paper cuts — to the face. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22696 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Colonial Day]]=== | ===[[Colonial Day]]=== | ||
David proposes "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Ron says "Go" and prepares a large set of scissors, while Ron goes off-screen to find a very large rock, dropping it on David's body to squish him flat, winning the match. | David proposes "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Ron says "Go" and prepares a large set of scissors, while Ron goes off-screen to find a very large rock, dropping it on David's body to squish him flat, winning the match. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22697 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]]=== | ===[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]]=== | ||
Ron says "This will shock you..." David flings magic lightning from his fingers at Ron, who is transformed into Martha Stewart. | Ron says "This will shock you..." David flings magic lightning from his fingers at Ron, who is transformed into Martha Stewart by the lightning's effects. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22699 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]=== | ===[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]=== | ||
Before the two can suggest suggesting an idea, a courier makes a special delivery with packages for each. A small toy vibrophone playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" is heard as the packages open with monsterous heads that look like the courier on springs. The heads promptly consume both David and Ron. | Before the two can suggest suggesting an idea, a courier makes a special delivery with packages for each. A small toy vibrophone playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" is heard as the packages open with monsterous heads that look like the courier on springs. The heads promptly consume both David and Ron. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&seas=1&vid=22698 View this skit here] | |||
==Season 2== | ==Season 2== | ||
===[[Scattered]]=== | ===[[Scattered]]=== | ||
Ron says in an exaggerated cowboy accent, "I've got an I-dear!". David smacks him in the face, and it falls off, revealing that he is a robot, in an homage to the film "[[Wikipedia:Westworld|Westworld]]." | Ron says in an exaggerated cowboy accent, "I've got an I-dear!". David smacks him in the face, and it falls off, revealing that he is a robot, in an homage to the film "[[Wikipedia:Westworld|Westworld]]." | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22808 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Valley of Darkness]]=== | ===[[Valley of Darkness]]=== | ||
David gets an idea, not noticing [[Cylon Centurion]]s appearing outside the window. Ron runs away, and David is riddled with bullets by the Centurions. ''This is a take-off from the plot of "Valley of Darkness"''. | David gets an idea, not noticing [[Cylon Centurion]]s appearing outside the window. Ron runs away, and David is riddled with bullets by the Centurions. ''This is a take-off from the plot of "Valley of Darkness"''. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22767 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Fragged]]=== | ===[[Fragged]]=== | ||
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===[[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]]=== | ===[[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]]=== | ||
Ron says, "This is hot". David says, "So is ''this''", whips out a drying iron, and melts Ron's face with it. | Ron says, "This is hot". David says, "So is ''this''", whips out a drying iron, and melts Ron's face with it. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22767 View this skit here] | |||
===[[The Farm]]=== | ===[[The Farm]]=== | ||
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===[[Home, Part I]]=== | ===[[Home, Part I]]=== | ||
David says "Jot this down." Ron says "OK" and proceeds to use his pen to violently carve the word "THIS" into David's forehead. | David says "Jot this down." Ron says "OK" and proceeds to use his pen to violently carve the word "THIS" into David's forehead. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22810 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Home, Part II]]=== | ===[[Home, Part II]]=== | ||
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===[[Final Cut]]=== | ===[[Final Cut]]=== | ||
David suggests an idea, but is interupted by the telephone ringing, and Ron answers it. Annoyed, David jams the telephone into Ron's head, then shouts in the mouthpiece, greatly amplified, "Can you hear me ''now''?" as Ron screams from the din. | David suggests an idea, but is interupted by the telephone ringing, and Ron answers it. Annoyed, David jams the telephone into Ron's head, then shouts in the mouthpiece, greatly amplified, "Can you hear me ''now''?" as Ron screams from the din. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22811 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Flight of the Phoenix]]=== | ===[[Flight of the Phoenix]]=== | ||
David gets an idea and says "this will make your jaw drop." Ron punches David in the jaw, making his head swivel around in a circle on his neck, and David's jaw drops off. | David gets an idea and says "this will make your jaw drop." Ron punches David in the jaw, making his head swivel around in a circle on his neck, and David's jaw drops off. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22812 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]]=== | ===[[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]]=== | ||
Ron says, "Here's a good one..." David pushes a football into the hands of Ron, who is quickly tackled (and decapitated by its force) by a football player. The audio of a whistle accompanies the R & D TV logo. | Ron says, "Here's a good one..." David pushes a football into the hands of Ron, who is quickly tackled (and decapitated by its force) by a football player. The audio of a whistle accompanies the R & D TV logo. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22820 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Resurrection Ship, Part I]]=== | ===[[Resurrection Ship, Part I]]=== | ||
David goes, "Bingo! Let's...", but Ron interrupts with a R&D TV weather bulletin, complete with a national map which covers the entire office: "This just in...Lightning." David is cleaved by the lightning strike. | David goes, "Bingo! Let's...", but Ron interrupts with a R&D TV weather bulletin, complete with a national map which covers the entire office: "This just in...Lightning." David is cleaved by the lightning strike. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22813 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]=== | ===[[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]=== | ||
As Ron says, "I need your verdict on this one. What if...?" David transforms into a British Lord, complete with robe, wig, and a very, very large gavel, and pummels Ron in one shot into a barely recognizable goo. David replies: "I hate it!" | As Ron says, "I need your verdict on this one. What if...?" David quickly transforms into a British Lord, complete with robe, wig, and a very, very large gavel, and pummels Ron in one shot into a barely recognizable goo. David replies: "I hate it!" | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22814 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Epiphanies]]=== | ===[[Epiphanies]]=== | ||
Ron states, "I think..." just as David pinches Ron's butt. "Cut it out!" Ron cries. When David tries again, Ron reveals a sword and removes David's offending arm. "Testy," David answers. | Ron states, "I think..." just as David pinches Ron's butt. "Cut it out!" Ron cries. When David tries again, Ron reveals a sword and removes David's offending arm. "Testy," David answers. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22821 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Black Market]]=== | ===[[Black Market]]=== | ||
Ron suggests "Monsters!" when David himself explodes into a multi-tentacled monster, which attacks Ron furiously. | Ron suggests "Monsters!" when David himself explodes into a multi-tentacled monster, which attacks Ron furiously. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22816 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Scar]]=== | ===[[Scar]]=== | ||
David suggests a "Valentine's Day episode." Ron disagrees at David's suggestion, instead, heaves a jack-o-lantern over David's head and eats a candy bar in celebration. | David suggests a "Valentine's Day episode." Ron disagrees at David's suggestion, instead, heaves a jack-o-lantern over David's head and eats a candy bar in celebration. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22817 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Sacrifice]]=== | ===[[Sacrifice]]=== | ||
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===[[The Captain's Hand]]=== | ===[[The Captain's Hand]]=== | ||
Ron says "I know," but David interrupts, asking "Hungry?" as he hands Ron an apple. Ron lifts the apple to his mouth and David pulls out a bow and shoots the apple and Ron's face in one smooth motion. | Ron says "I know," but David interrupts, asking "Hungry?" as he hands Ron an apple. Ron lifts the apple to his mouth and David pulls out a bow and shoots the apple and Ron's face in one smooth motion. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22887 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Downloaded]]=== | ===[[Downloaded]]=== | ||
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===[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part I]]=== | ===[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part I]]=== | ||
David suggests, "New scenery." Ron snaps his fingers to change the office into a surreal mountainous area as he escapes out of the picture. David enjoys the change for only a moment into a tyrannosaurus pounces on him like a cat on a ball of string. | David suggests, "New scenery." Ron snaps his fingers to change the office into a surreal mountainous area as he escapes out of the picture. David enjoys the change for only a moment into a tyrannosaurus pounces on him like a cat on a ball of string. | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22818 View this skit here] | |||
===[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]=== | ===[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]=== | ||
David begins to play a flute as Ron says, "...And now a moment of zen as we reflect on season 2..." Ron can't finish his thought as he is swallowed by a very large viper David has summoned. Seeing Ron being eaten, David says, "Payback!" | David begins to play a flute as Ron says, "...And now a moment of zen as we reflect on season 2..." Ron can't finish his thought as he is swallowed by a very large viper David has summoned. Seeing Ron being eaten, David says, "Payback!" | ||
[http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/video/index.php?cat=closingAnimations&vid=22819 View this skit here] | |||
==[[Battlestar Galactica: The Resistance]]== | ==[[Battlestar Galactica: The Resistance]]== | ||
Revision as of 05:34, 13 October 2006
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- The title of this page given above is incorrect, due to technical limitations. The correct title is R&D TV.
At the end of the credits of every episode of the Re-imagined Series, writer/developer Ron D. Moore and producer David Eick present themselves in cartoon form inside their office settling developmental arguments by maiming each other alternately in humorously creative and highly violent ways. This animation is the production logo (of sorts) for R & D TV, Battlestar Galactica's production company. Each cartoon ends with its "R&D TV" logo, and is immediately followed by the NBC Universal logo.
The background pictures in the office also change periodically for unknown reasons.
The victim of each attack usually begins to suggest an idea ("Get this..!", "I think..", "I've got it..", etc.) as a lightbulb appears over the head of the episode's victim. This sign indicates that bloodshed, maiming, and/or death is about to begin. Luckily for the viewers, Ron and David are revived to write and produce again (before their next scheduled episode and subsequent R&D TV demise, at least).
Ron and David do not provide their own voices for the cartoon, but the creator of the skits impersonates their voices so well that Ron Moore has pointed out that most viewers don't notice.
Here is a summary of cartoon results tabulated to date. Each episode lasts only 5 seconds.
Miniseries[edit]
- There is no R&D TV skit in the Miniseries.
Season 1[edit]
33[edit]
Ron lets loose a gorilla that attacks David.
Water[edit]
David beats Ron over head with a baseball bat after talking too much.
Bastille Day[edit]
Ron balls up David's body into a paper wad with eyes and shoots David through a small basketball goal. The audio of a cheering crowd saluting Ron's basket accompanies the R & D TV logo.
Act of Contrition[edit]
David throws Ron through the office window to be run over by a passing NBC studio van.
You Can't Go Home Again[edit]
Ron slaps David so hard that his head spins 360 degrees. David cries out as if he were bitc...well...he cries out without much masculinity...
Litmus[edit]
David calls a shark to eat Ron with his whistle.
Six Degrees of Separation[edit]
David smirks "Major brainstorm" then Ron pulls out a magic wand (complete with a star on top), says, "No bones", and zaps David's bones away, leaving him a boneless mass that crumples to the floor.
Flesh and Bone[edit]
Ron sings, "I've got an idea" as the office looks like in a concert, and David rips a portion of Ron's shirt off.
Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down[edit]
As David says, "...This'll kill ya..." Ron brings on an armored knight, whose mace crushes David's skull as David says "Oh my God..!"
The Hand of God[edit]
David subjects Ron to death (or maybe just intense stinging) by a thousand paper cuts — to the face.
Colonial Day[edit]
David proposes "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Ron says "Go" and prepares a large set of scissors, while Ron goes off-screen to find a very large rock, dropping it on David's body to squish him flat, winning the match.
Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I[edit]
Ron says "This will shock you..." David flings magic lightning from his fingers at Ron, who is transformed into Martha Stewart by the lightning's effects.
Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II[edit]
Before the two can suggest suggesting an idea, a courier makes a special delivery with packages for each. A small toy vibrophone playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" is heard as the packages open with monsterous heads that look like the courier on springs. The heads promptly consume both David and Ron.
Season 2[edit]
Scattered[edit]
Ron says in an exaggerated cowboy accent, "I've got an I-dear!". David smacks him in the face, and it falls off, revealing that he is a robot, in an homage to the film "Westworld."
Valley of Darkness[edit]
David gets an idea, not noticing Cylon Centurions appearing outside the window. Ron runs away, and David is riddled with bullets by the Centurions. This is a take-off from the plot of "Valley of Darkness".
Fragged[edit]
- This skit is re-used from a previous episode.
Resistance[edit]
Ron says, "This is hot". David says, "So is this", whips out a drying iron, and melts Ron's face with it.
The Farm[edit]
- This skit is re-used from "Litmus."
Home, Part I[edit]
David says "Jot this down." Ron says "OK" and proceeds to use his pen to violently carve the word "THIS" into David's forehead.
Home, Part II[edit]
- This skit is re-used from "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down."
Final Cut[edit]
David suggests an idea, but is interupted by the telephone ringing, and Ron answers it. Annoyed, David jams the telephone into Ron's head, then shouts in the mouthpiece, greatly amplified, "Can you hear me now?" as Ron screams from the din.
Flight of the Phoenix[edit]
David gets an idea and says "this will make your jaw drop." Ron punches David in the jaw, making his head swivel around in a circle on his neck, and David's jaw drops off.
Pegasus[edit]
Ron says, "Here's a good one..." David pushes a football into the hands of Ron, who is quickly tackled (and decapitated by its force) by a football player. The audio of a whistle accompanies the R & D TV logo.
Resurrection Ship, Part I[edit]
David goes, "Bingo! Let's...", but Ron interrupts with a R&D TV weather bulletin, complete with a national map which covers the entire office: "This just in...Lightning." David is cleaved by the lightning strike.
Resurrection Ship, Part II[edit]
As Ron says, "I need your verdict on this one. What if...?" David quickly transforms into a British Lord, complete with robe, wig, and a very, very large gavel, and pummels Ron in one shot into a barely recognizable goo. David replies: "I hate it!"
Epiphanies[edit]
Ron states, "I think..." just as David pinches Ron's butt. "Cut it out!" Ron cries. When David tries again, Ron reveals a sword and removes David's offending arm. "Testy," David answers.
Black Market[edit]
Ron suggests "Monsters!" when David himself explodes into a multi-tentacled monster, which attacks Ron furiously.
Scar[edit]
David suggests a "Valentine's Day episode." Ron disagrees at David's suggestion, instead, heaves a jack-o-lantern over David's head and eats a candy bar in celebration.
Sacrifice[edit]
- This skit is re-used from "Valley of Darkness".
The Captain's Hand[edit]
Ron says "I know," but David interrupts, asking "Hungry?" as he hands Ron an apple. Ron lifts the apple to his mouth and David pulls out a bow and shoots the apple and Ron's face in one smooth motion.
Downloaded[edit]
- This skit is re-used from a "Scar".
Lay Down Your Burdens, Part I[edit]
David suggests, "New scenery." Ron snaps his fingers to change the office into a surreal mountainous area as he escapes out of the picture. David enjoys the change for only a moment into a tyrannosaurus pounces on him like a cat on a ball of string.
Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II[edit]
David begins to play a flute as Ron says, "...And now a moment of zen as we reflect on season 2..." Ron can't finish his thought as he is swallowed by a very large viper David has summoned. Seeing Ron being eaten, David says, "Payback!"
Battlestar Galactica: The Resistance[edit]
- There is no R&D TV skit in the webisode series Battlestar Galactica: The Resistance.
Season 3[edit]
Occupation[edit]
Ron suggests an idea.
Precipice[edit]
David suggests an idea.